Did you think you were going to become a good cook in isolation? Think again. In 2020 you will be shit out of luck when it comes to finding flour, eggs, or pasta. Not only could you cooly ignore your Sim’s desperate pleas and clutches at their stomach, you probably sat there with the sound turned on to hear every last minute of their suffering. It takes a badass bitch to get this job done.
Enjoy that, because that’s all you’ll have. Long, luscious, not dried out by the ocean or chlorine.
On the plus side, your hair will be healthier than it’s ever been in its life. However, swallowing your own tears will remind you of the sea. You can try and recreate that in the shower if you want, but let me tell you, it just won’t be the same. Forget the beaches, forget your local pool, forget the feeling of freedom as you run into the water on a hot day and dive under and all your troubles disappear. As a punishment, in 2020 you won’t be swimming again.